May 2012
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moondrifter replied to your post: there’s a bee in my kitchen and now I’m too scared… Call the army and say you have a communist propaganda injecting specimen in your house! WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT???
May 3rd
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there’s a bee in my kitchen and now I’m too scared to go in there.
May 3rd
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Dear hot barista at Starbucks...
I need to find out what your name is. And then we need to go out together and you can flirt with me when you’re not behind the counter.  And then we just need to make out for awhile, okay?
May 3rd
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Home at last! Trying to convince myself to stay home from work tomorrow… >.> If I stay home, I’ll have to grade papers. I need to grade papers. Also I don’t want to go to work because I hate it and it makes me mad and all the people are stupid and immoral and I hope they die. I missed TMI Tuesday, as usual. So, you should give me belated asks or something?
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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April 2012
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only five more papers fuck yessssssss
Apr 30th
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grotesquejak replied to your photo: My desk while I’m working. too many papers nail… LOL - Crappy religious DVD a student gave you. Hows that? Here it is on Amazon. She gave it to me because… not sure, really. Her parents made it, apparently.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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put some numbers in my ask
thanedatassassinkrios: 1: let’s have sex 2: let’s have sex 3: let’s have sex 4: let’s have sex 5: let’s have sex 6: let’s have sex 7: let’s have sex 8: let’s have sex 9: let’s have sex 10: let’s have sex 11: let’s have sex 12: let’s have sex 13: let’s have sex 14: let’s have sex 15: let’s have...
Apr 30th
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One of my favorites is when students persist in spelling ‘heroine’ as ‘heroin.’ “an appealing heroin.” Yes, indeed, I’ve heard that it’s a very appealing drug.
Apr 30th
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Sentence from a student paper, regarding Lizzy’s reaction to Darcy’s slight at the Netherfield ball: However, instead of being ashamed and hiding her embarrassment, she retells this event to her friends in a teasing and mocking way. Her reaction is really wise and uncommon because rarely can a woman behave calmly in a situation like this. Too. Fucking. Funny.
Apr 30th
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curiosities: grotesquejak: kalenel: exia1:... →
exia1: grotesquejak: kalenel: exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention… Oh, gosh. Sorry Kalenel.  I never, never try to be offensive when speaking of religion, I know it can be a really...
Apr 30th
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grotesquejak: kalenel: exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms....
Apr 30th
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exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms. And yes, you should check it...
Apr 30th
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exia1 asked: 2, 46, 63
Apr 30th
grotesquejak asked: 101 127 123 119 137 148 151 85
Apr 30th
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grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms. And yes, you should check it out....
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: 121, 122, 126, 136, 154
Apr 30th
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grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65 Could you explain the first quote and why you like it? Just cuz. I don’t get it…:s It’d probably make more sense if you read Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell. But basically Blake is arguing that all things come from God, passion and reason especially (as one of the early Romantics, he was responding to the rationalism of the...
Apr 30th
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hopefulsinner asked: 31, 49, 58, 129
Apr 30th
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