Toss up between “For everything that lives is Holy” (which I have tattooed on my arm) and Milton’s “I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue.”
20: First thing I notice in new person
Whether or not he/she seems kind. If he/she seems like a nice person who is pleasant to other people, who is compassionate and puts others before him/herself, then I am inclined to get to know him/her more.
49: Am I excited for anything?
Yes! This summer my Kenzie is coming to see me and it is the GREATEST EVAR. (Also, forever and always the next reply from my RPing bb. <3)
Oh, geez, I dunno. Like a surprise horny? Like just walking along and wow, suddenly I’m ready to go? Maybe right after a run? Like, all my blood’s pumping and I’m feeling awesome and just on top of the fucking world, and you know what would make it even better? Sex. Right. Fucking. Now.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Rimming. Was a total surprise, just like, wow, hey, there’s your mouth there! And I was uncomfortable and not in the least turned on by it.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Sure. Not in the beginning, of course. But after we’ve been together a bit? Why not.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Indifferent? I mean, am I supposed to feel otherwise? It is, of course, nice that they would like me enough to want ME to be their first, but other than that, I would be pretty neutral.
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
That… That is supposed to FIT in me??
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Try to give myself head, masturbate, have sex with a girl, have sex with a guy, and write my name in the snow.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Okay, I did one time. I was 18? Yeah. I forgot about that until now. SHAME!!! Now? NOOOOO. I don’t know what I was thinking, honestly.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Well, there are a lot of things that do not make me horny. But, one thing that turns me off faster than anything in the world is bad oral sex. Like, the dude just doesn’t know what he’s doing down there. And it’s like, fuck, just get out of the way. I’ll take care of this myself.
What turns you on in bed with a partner? Any position favored? Do you think of anything in particular when you play with your little friend?
Hey, sorry anon! I just saw this in my askbox. I wasn’t ignoring you!
So, what turns me on? A little roughness: biting, scratching, bondage. Position favored: I like all of them, but I probably like doggie style most of all. And what I think of: a variety of pleasant scenarios with aesthetically pleasing people. ^_~
for all its glittering vistas out of Normandy’s windows, it is the Mass Effect fandom that contains one of the brightest stars i’ve ever had the pleasure of marking. and following.
dearest Kalenel, brilliant wordsmith and all-around treasure of a person…your stories bring light to darkness. strange to say, maybe, but i feel somehow better for having read them. and that’s rare as hell.
Tell me an embarassing story. Preferably a juicy one.
So one time in sixth grade, there was this dance, right? And I was still young enough that I thought dances were cool. So, me and my friend at the time, Kathryn, were at the dance, and she was a tall girl, right? Like the tallest girl in the class. (It was especially funny because I am so short.)
So, she wants to dance, but she wants to dance with a boy taller than her. Which is only one boy: Jordan. She’s scared, so she asks me to ask him.
I, like the fearless friend that I am, march over and ask him, to which he stammers yes.
I come back with my assent, preening in my victory, and we were excited.
Until, of course, the next song comes on, and he comes up to ME. He thought I wanted to dance with him (which was dumb because I very specifically said that Kathryn wanted to).
I was grossed out by this (didn’t particularly like him) and was like, ugh, no, and so he went away, mortified, Kathryn was mortified, and I was mortified. As mortified, of course, as only 12 year olds can be.
So there you go. Not particularly juicy but embarrassing enough that I still kind of blush when I think about it.
Perhaps it is also my deepest desire for you to accompany me in a tryst, the likes of which you insinuate, siha. It is not often that I am stricken with such desire, and it is such a foreign feeling after so many years of solitude. I hope that you would meet me halfway and show me what it is that you see. Show me what it is that you feel, and let us make a memory... one which I am fairly certain will not soon be forgotten by either one of us.
Please, stroke this one's tentacles. This one begs of you to touch the excretions upon this one's head and stroke considerably until this one's exo-structure begins to emulate noises akin to an elcor massaging an Earth-cow. Remove this one's intimate apparel and use your human tongue to stimulate the tip of each extremity. The frontal cephalic cone is becoming more blue---this one is reaching the point of climax.
I… uhm… Can it wait for bit? I’m in the middle of some, ah, calibrations. >.>
*chuckles softly* Perhaps you would be so kind as to share them with me some time, then. I would very much like to read these words and have my fears banished back into the sea, so that I might love you more ardently than I already do at present.
Come over here, and I’ll share anything you want… >.>
Such pleasant words you have for me, siha. The perfect balm to soothe my weary soul and warm my heart. Your love has been quite the light in my life for some time now. I hope that it will only continue to grow and become so much more than that to the both of us.
Oh, my love, if only you knew what I have penned for you… You wouldn’t have to rely on ‘hope.’
there are only a few drops left in the bottom of the cup. it's the color of amber, the taste of honey and smoke. i dip my finger inside, where it's been easier to hide instead of to watch. though it's far from easy to keep my eyes from yours when the finger slips past my own lips. it's far from difficult to wish they were yours while i do it.
This one wishes to lay you down and show you the true meaning of pleasure. You have not felt pure and unbridled ecstasy before Blasto; this is a fact. This one will remove all your clothes simultaneously while laying you down on a bed of whatever you humans consider soft. This one will caress every human erogenous zone known to hanar-kind (which is all of them, this one has studied human-kind for a long time). This one will insert its tentacles into your warm center and you will forget all else.
When I worked at the coffee shop, me and my best guy friend would have all sorts of like coffee shop olympic sports. These sports ranged from muffin ball, who can stuff the most pastry in one’s mouth, who can secretly pin a clothes pin on the other’s clothes, let’s see what this glass looks like when we break it on the side walk out in the back, and my favorite: can you toss a cucumber in the air and slice it in half with a knife?
We were the best employees.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Here is an embarrassing moment: one time my incredibly old and socially ignorant professor asked me to explain what cyber sex was. He was being genuine, mind you, not a pervert. It was one of the more embarrassing moments of my life. He was like, my daughter says she doesn’t know, so I thought I’d ask you. And I am thinking, dude, your daughter totally knows, but this is not a conversation she wants with her DAD for obvious fucking reasons.
So instead I got to have it. Thanks Lizzy.
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.