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grotesquejak replied to your photo: My desk while I’m working. too many papers nail… LOL - Crappy religious DVD a student gave you. Hows that? Here it is on Amazon. She gave it to me because… not sure, really. Her parents made it, apparently.
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thanedatassassinkrios: 1: let’s have sex 2: let’s have sex 3: let’s have sex 4: let’s have sex 5: let’s have sex 6: let’s have sex 7: let’s have sex 8: let’s have sex 9: let’s have sex 10: let’s have sex 11: let’s have sex 12: let’s have sex 13: let’s have sex 14: let’s have sex 15: let’s have...
One of my favorites is when students persist in spelling ‘heroine’ as ‘heroin.’ “an appealing heroin.” Yes, indeed, I’ve heard that it’s a very appealing drug.
Sentence from a student paper, regarding Lizzy’s reaction to Darcy’s slight at the Netherfield ball: However, instead of being ashamed and hiding her embarrassment, she retells this event to her friends in a teasing and mocking way. Her reaction is really wise and uncommon because rarely can a woman behave calmly in a situation like this. Too. Fucking. Funny.
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exia1: grotesquejak: kalenel: exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention… Oh, gosh. Sorry Kalenel. I never, never try to be offensive when speaking of religion, I know it can be a really...
grotesquejak: kalenel: exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms....
exia1: kalenel: grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms. And yes, you should check it...
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grotesquejak replied to your post: grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65… Hm.. Are you religious at all? I am not personally, anymore at least. But I definitely see the message now :D I have heard you mention that book(?). What is it exactly and should I check it out? No, I am not religious, which is why I view it in more secular terms. And yes, you should check it out....
Anonymous asked: 121, 122, 126, 136, 154
grotesquejak replied to your post: 15, 20, 49, 65 Could you explain the first quote and why you like it? Just cuz. I don’t get it…:s It’d probably make more sense if you read Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell. But basically Blake is arguing that all things come from God, passion and reason especially (as one of the early Romantics, he was responding to the rationalism of the...
hopefulsinner asked: 31, 49, 58, 129
That moment with you could have sworn there was enough water left in the kettle for another cup of tea and NO THERE’S NOT.
brysl-deactivated20120623 asked: 15, 20, 49, 65
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zephire89: porcelainxflaws: 1: Full name 2: Zodiac sign 3: 3 Fears 4: 3 things I love 5: 4 turns on 6: 4 turns off 7: My best friend 8: Sexual orientation 9: My best first date 10: How tall am I 11: What do I miss 12: What time was I born 13: Favourite color 14: Do I have a crush 15: Favourite quote 16: Favourite place 17: Favourite food 18: Do I use sarcasm 19: What am I...
that moment when you realize you don’t have anything for a chaser.
My loud, obnoxious neighbor downstairs (who I hate more than anything) is talking loudly on his phone about how he just had to pay $200 for a Microsoft tech to fix his virus-riddled computer.
Man Man is my official Friday night soundtrack.
Some accomplishments for tonight: fixed the vacuum vacuumed my living room drank a chocolate stout ate a pesto pizza installed more software on my new laptop avoided emailing students (it’s FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT) moved more of my ex’s shit in the spare bedroom for him to take placed a lavender bouquet in a vase in my living room
saxyjep asked: 21,22,27
Anonymous asked: 7,16,18,55,77,78
Anonymous asked: 3,6,12,41,42,53
exia1 asked: 56, 71, 74
missl0nelyhearts asked: 43, 51!
Anonymous asked: What turns you on in bed with a partner? Any position favored? Do you think of anything in particular when you play with your little friend?
My Ego's Epic TMI Question List:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!:
just finished At The Violet Hour
missl0nelyhearts: for all its glittering vistas out of Normandy’s windows, it is the Mass Effect fandom that contains one of the brightest stars i’ve ever had the pleasure of marking. and following. dearest Kalenel, brilliant wordsmith and all-around treasure of a person…your stories bring light to darkness. strange to say, maybe, but i feel somehow better for having read them. and that’s...
Anonymous asked: Describe your "special friend" that is currently residing in your dresser. Go into detail.
Anonymous asked: what did you use to get off?
Anonymous asked: When you decide to trim the lady bits do you scorch the earth or merely trim a bit?
urdnotbonkers asked: Tell me an embarassing story. Preferably a juicy one.
Anonymous asked: last time you masturbated?
Anonymous asked: What are you wearing?
AKA, the night you try (AND FAIL) to embarrass me. ^_~
exia1 asked: How did you meet Dreamer in Silico? Seems that you've always been talking about how wonderful she is (and I absolutely agree!), but I wonder how it all got started.
Anonymous asked: Oh? Were you missing me my dear siha? Shall I impose upon you again?
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs...
Rayna and Myun, my sweet, precious babies. <3 And Rem and Mer and Boken and Hirre and Teru and Pica and Po and Jiree and… And anyone else I’m forgetting. :D
Anonymous asked: And I am yours, my siha. ♥ (( Hope you enjoyed your daily dose of Thane!Anon :D ))
It's TMI Tuesday, send me random stuff in my ask. →
I’ll be going to bed soon (been on campus from 8 this morning til 9 tonight!), but it would be lovely if I woke up to some fun stuff in my ask. :D
Anonymous asked: Perhaps it is also my deepest desire for you to accompany me in a tryst, the likes of which you insinuate, siha. It is not often that I am stricken with such desire, and it is such a foreign feeling after so many years of solitude. I hope that you would meet me halfway and show me what it is that you see. Show me what it is that you feel, and let us make a memory... one which I am fairly certain...
Anonymous asked: Please, stroke this one's tentacles. This one begs of you to touch the excretions upon this one's head and stroke considerably until this one's exo-structure begins to emulate noises akin to an elcor massaging an Earth-cow. Remove this one's intimate apparel and use your human tongue to stimulate the tip of each extremity. The frontal cephalic cone is becoming more blue---this...
Anonymous asked: *chuckles softly* Perhaps you would be so kind as to share them with me some time, then. I would very much like to read these words and have my fears banished back into the sea, so that I might love you more ardently than I already do at present.
Anonymous asked: Such pleasant words you have for me, siha. The perfect balm to soothe my weary soul and warm my heart. Your love has been quite the light in my life for some time now. I hope that it will only continue to grow and become so much more than that to the both of us.
Anonymous asked: Am I to take your response as an affirmation of hopes? I pray to Arashu that I might, for I love you very dearly, siha.